Dining Room

Let's talk about holidays, baybee.

Lanzerote 2006Lanzerote 2006.


Blacpool trip 2007. Blackpool 2007



Settle trip 2007Settle 2007.    and agin in 2008.Settle and about 2008.


Goa in India 2007.Goa in India.


We love our food and we cook 90% of it ourselves, our Dining room is designed and decorated to make people feel relaxed and comfortable whilst they are in it, this creates a nice friendly atmosphere during our meals. We like to have wine with our meals and red is a favourite. It is supposed to be served at room temperature but we prefer it chilled. Life is all about doing the things that you prefer rather than doing the things that other people recommend.

What could you say to your wife when you did not decorate the dining room on your day off.

1. Sorry love but Jehovah witnesses came and I was talking to them for hours.

2. Sorry love but your mother came and it took me ages to dig a hole big enough to put her in.

3. Sorry love but I had to watch with mother.

4. Sorry love but England were beating Germany at football and I could not miss it on TV

5. Sorry love but our new neighbour asked me in for coffee and I ended up fixing her plumbing.

6. Sorry love but I had to go into the garden to sunbathe in this glorious sunshine, you know we do not get much of it in Yorkshire.

7. Sorry love but my love for being Lazy took over. 

8. Sorry love but it was all right when I left it.     

9. Sorry love but I was abducted by Alien's.


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